Here Are The Funniest Tweets About The French Election

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On Sunday, France elected centrist Emmanuel Macron as their youngest-ever president over far-right nationalist Marine Le Pen in a margin of about 66% to 34%, to much celebration and despite the leaking of hacked emails (and falsified documents) aimed at undermining Macron’s campaign. On the downside, it was the lowest voter turnout (75%) in France since 1969 (although a similar turnout in the US would be the highest turnout since 1896), and a record number of voters cast a blank ballot, which counts toward voter turnout stats but isn’t counted towards the candidates’ voter share. The blank vote — the ballot blanc — is a fittingly French act of refusal, and a record 9% of voters showed up at the polls on Sunday to vote for “nobody”.

Macron’s win was also tempered by two more bad signs for future elections in Europe. This was the sixth European election in a row where a nationalist candidate received more votes than polls predicted; it’s almost as if racist people don’t want to admit they’re racist but also don’t want to stop being racist. It is also rather frightening how normalized Le Pen’s party has become in only 15 years. In 2002, when Marine Le Pen’s openly anti-semitic father Jean-Marie Le Pen received 17% of the first round vote, over one million French citizens took to the streets in protest. And now, when his daughter received an even larger percentage of votes, protests have been far less vocal and widespread.

So that’s depressing, but you know what makes us feel better? Jokes. Twitter provided plenty of those, one of them coming from Hillary Clinton throwing some shade at the news media:

Victory for Macron, for France, the EU, & the world.

Defeat to those interfering w/democracy. (But the media says I can't talk about that)

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 7, 2017

And we’re off…

#Presidentielle2017

Le Pen: Vote for me, I'm like Trump!

France: pic.twitter.com/s9mStRmuQM

— Dab Aggin (@DabAggin) May 7, 2017

THE WORLD: please don't be racist please don't be racist
FRANCE: ah mon ami, we are only 35% raciste
THE WORLD: thank god

— Albro (@bromanconsul) May 7, 2017

This is the first time the French version of anything has had a happier ending.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 7, 2017

The French election was not truly democratic. For one thing, they seem to have a system where the person with the most votes wins.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) May 7, 2017

As is the custom in France, Macron has imprisoned his defeated rival's soul in another dimension. pic.twitter.com/cVLdvQuNMp

— ishmael n. daro (@iD4RO) May 7, 2017

Congratulations to France, who after watching two countries slam their dicks in a door, narrowly avoided slamming their dick in a door.

— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 8, 2017

Congratulations to France! You appear not to have been affected by the effects of the present anomaly in the time-space continuum.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) May 7, 2017

Congratulations to France, as Macron defeats Putin by a sizable margin.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) May 7, 2017

Hearing about the French election like pic.twitter.com/61I8cyc3eT

— Kireinayorudakara (@kireinayoruda) May 5, 2017

Looks like this time around, the French saved US from Nazis.

— Mike Monteiro (@monteiro) May 7, 2017

At least now the French have a good reason to be condescending to Americans.

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) May 7, 2017

america in 2003: we are renaming french fries to freedom fries

[14 years later]

france: [reads but doesnt reply]

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) May 8, 2017

Macron didn't campaign in Wisconsin and he won anyway. Take that, Bernie Breaux

— maple cocaine (@historyinflicks) May 7, 2017

Me from 2002: so what's 2017 like
Me, 2017: well, France is about 40% Nazis
02: Holy shit
17: also, that's the good news

— a girl called Chaz (@xarexerax) May 7, 2017

Weird how open racism is more of a prerequisite for being called a "populist" than actually being the more popular candidate is.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 8, 2017

This is Macron's platform. In France, this is considered "centrist." #FrenchElection pic.twitter.com/kIgix4oWED

— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 7, 2017

In France the loser of an election is forced to be portrayed by Russell Crowe in the musical adaptation.

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 7, 2017

We now must endure five years of Macron puns. Calling dibs on macroneconomics.

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) May 7, 2017

Are we allowed to make Le Pen is not mightier than the sword jokes yet

— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) May 7, 2017

lotta le pen voters believe in wild conspiracies like illuminati n shit

so…frame him in the pyramid?

absolutely frame him in the pyramid pic.twitter.com/ZJdv1poLeb

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) May 7, 2017

The French media acted with integrity and resolve at a crucial moment for the world. Meanwhile, in American media…#FrenchElection pic.twitter.com/RHN4T3XAM5

— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) May 7, 2017

France's Hottest Presidents Under 40 Who Aren't Nazis

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 7, 2017

Just so unfair pic.twitter.com/GWntjs0MeI

— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) May 7, 2017

2017: The year we congratulate countries for not electing Nazis

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 7, 2017

LIVE from France:#Presidentielle2017 pic.twitter.com/j1FNQri2fw

— Katie K. Rogers (@katie_k_rogers) May 7, 2017

(Via The Intercept, Quartz (1, 2), Ari Berman, and Nate Silver)