The Kentucky Derby Wouldn’t Be Complete Without #TrumpRaceHorseNames Taking Over The Twitterverse

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It seems like no event can go by without it being twisted into some sort of hashtag railing against Donald Trump. Sure, Trump’s supporters typically fire back as best they can in whatever joke-filled hashtag is trending about their dear leader (sometimes they even launch the hashtag), but normally, these Twitter jokes are just a free-for-all of Trump puns shoehorned into whatever seems to be happening at the time, and the whole world consistently gets involved. There’s something about Trump that can get everyone on the same page when it comes to themed jokes at his expense.

Since today was the muddy Kentucky Derby, we, of course, got #TrumpRaceHorseNames, and it was good. As well as tremendous and terrific.

We’ve learned that some hashtags work better for Trump than others. #TrumpTeachesHistory was a good one, while #SaferThanATrumpRally had to stretch a bit in order to make it work. Hyperbole is fine, but these mass-produced jokes work best when they’re grounded in reality. Trump racehorse names actually seem like they could be a real thing. It’s totally within the realm of possibility that Trump would own a horse, and it seems not unlike him to name it after either a great victory of his or give it a moniker that mocks his defeated enemies.

And so, we go to the tweets. The bigly amount of tweets that are the best of #TrumpRaceHorseNames.

Nasty Woman #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Tucker, Christopher (@chris_wtu) May 7, 2017

I'd rather be golfing #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Rex (@hothouserex) May 7, 2017

Mare-A-Lago #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Stu (@XIBASH) May 7, 2017

Rigged Derby #TrumpRacehorseNames

— resistoppression (@slregister) May 7, 2017

Believe Me #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Sherri P (@sunsetflyers) May 7, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames Golfs-A-Lot

— WGW (@World_Gone_Wild) May 7, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames

Putin' America First

— Mandarin OrangeTwist (@Mandari25733571) May 7, 2017

Not A Ban #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Yane A (@YaneAUSA) May 7, 2017

Moscow's Mule #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) May 7, 2017

Golden Shower is in the lead
Wait, Trophy Wife moves ahead
NO! It's Cock Holster for the win!
I didn't see that coming#TrumpRacehorseNames

— FakeNews (@pfakenews) May 7, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames the Surgical Comb-over pic.twitter.com/aQgSfBKUc4

— WomenStopTrump (@WomenStopTrump) May 7, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames One Bad Hombre

— Monster T (@TheRealMonsterT) May 6, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames Small Hands pic.twitter.com/5j0ZNoRqah

— Keeping It Real (@Keep_It_Real_95) May 6, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames Conflict of Interest

— Resistance Alien 👽 (@stephen_clash) May 6, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames
Rushin' Hooker

— SassyFacts (@SassyFacts_1) May 6, 2017

Golden Showers

#TrumpRacehorseNames

— Abogada (@Spitfirehill) May 6, 2017

Alternative Facts #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Marshall 📎🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@MarshallSbar) May 6, 2017

Chocolate Cake Bombing #TrumpRacehorseNames

— Suzanna (@SuzannaTweets) May 6, 2017

Bankrupt Casino #TrumpRacehorseNames #KentuckyDerby

— Allan Bourdius (@UnrealAllan) May 6, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames Bigly Wins

— Raavy McRave (@RantyMcRave) May 6, 2017

#TrumpRacehorseNames Full of Spicer

— Ocular Nervosa (@ocularnervosa) May 6, 2017

Tired of Winning#TrumpRacehorseNames

— TJWFW (@icouldbeahacker) May 6, 2017

Those names work surprisingly well, eh? Surprisingly, no one on the other side named their mare “Bernie Woulda Won.”