Trump Spent Part Of His Monday Night Tweeting About The Civil War And A #TrumpTeachesHistory Hashtag Lifted Off

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President Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, decided to double down on his confusing claims stating that, “had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn’t have had the Civil War” with some new alternative facts Monday evening. His latest lesson in alternative history continued when he tweeted: “President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!”

President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 2, 2017

Whether Trump is aware that he is speaking for a man who has been dead for over 170 years with authority is difficult to comprehend. He did, after all, discuss Frederick Douglass as if he was alive earlier in the year.

Trump’s questions as to why the Civil War even had to happen earlier in the day ignored the fact that Jackson was a slave owner and responsible for suppressing abolitionistswho indeed, were trying to make a very good deal in using policy and peaceful means to, you know, not have human beings owned by other human beings against their will.

And so, as it is wont to do, the internet made jokes with the #TrumpTeachesHistory hashtag. We have entered the: If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry territory. Bigly.

The Underground Railroad was the nation's first successful subway system. Frederick Douglass was it's first conductor.#TrumpTeachesHistory

— Chi One (@ChiOneToo) May 1, 2017

Melania was the model for the Statue Of Liberty. The fake media won't tell you that. #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Tina-TheResistance (@trcfwtt) May 2, 2017

John Wilkes Booth would have had better ratings if Lincoln hadn't run into that bullet with his head, believe me. #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Nunca Trump (@EveryTrumpFan) May 2, 2017

North Korea was part of China, Frederick Douglass has done a terrific job, and Nixon failed because of his personality. #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Mike Levin (@MikeLevinCA) May 2, 2017

Benedict Arnold, stand up guy, made the best eggs. If Washington had them, American Rev. would've ended. SAD. #TrumpTeachesHistory @midnight

— Ando Joel (@AndyTalksStuff) May 2, 2017

"'Muslims' comes from the Greek word 'moose-lambs,' which means 'to kill all moose and lamb infidels, bigly.'"#TrumpTeachesHistory pic.twitter.com/BxwTULrCHR

— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) May 2, 2017

Andrew Jackson and Frederick Douglass arrived on the Mayflower just in time to prevent the Bowling Green Massacre. #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Wannabe Mr.Wonderful (@MHS10PSU14) May 2, 2017

Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on @united, very sad #TrumpTeachesHistory @midnight

— Emperor Slow🎷ams (@ANGRYref) May 2, 2017

How bad could the Vietnam War 🇻🇳 have been? I mean Robin Williams was there having a good time every day. #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Shelly🙋🏻shamefully (@shellbell_xo) May 2, 2017

#TrumpTeachesHistory The Trail of Tears was a great trail. The best trail. Folks cried tears of joy it was so great. Mine wudve been better.

— Wokeness Everdeen (@LexieS1723) May 1, 2017


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The Cold War had nothing to do with temperature. More FAKE NEWS. SAD. #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Christi (@christirnmom) May 1, 2017

#TrumpTeachesHistory I would have gotten the Louisiana Purchase for much. Much less. Those guys didn't even try.

— cinnamon (@ithrah69) May 1, 2017

Not many people realise this.. but
9/11 never would have happened
had the terrorists attacked on 9/10

#trumpteacheshistory

— Paul Michael (@realPaulMichael) May 1, 2017

"Not many people know this, but Andrew Jackson was part of the Jackson 5."#TrumpTeachesHistory

— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) May 1, 2017

#trumpteacheshistory "Julius Caesar. Great Leader. Great salads. Great orange drinks. Best Joker."

— Ben W Dorwin (@benwdorwin) May 1, 2017

There was no reason for the Rebellion! Darth was a strong leader! Sad. #TrumpTeachesHistory @midnight pic.twitter.com/qkinm8JJ6X

— Ziggy (@mrjafri) May 1, 2017

I remember the Alamo. Everyone should remember the Alamo. Great battle, tremendous. We fought so incredibly. Big win. #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Jason Glaser (@Maczimize) May 1, 2017

Civil War was about manners and being civil to each other.
Like using the phrases:
Yes master
No master#TrumpTeachesHistory @midnight

— Donald J. Trump (@AKADonaldTrump) May 1, 2017

The Civil War was very polite. I mean, that's why they called it "civil," ok? @midnight #TrumpTeachesHistory

— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) May 1, 2017

Even Conan got in on the alternative hot takes:

Considering Trump has referenced Frederick Douglass as if he were a living being and knows what Andrew Jackson would’ve done had he been alive during the Civil War, we need to deal with the possibility that Trump can communicate with the dead. It’s the only explanation. Occam’s razor, you know?